i’m awful. but awful rhymes with waffle, so it’s not that bad
the fuck kind of accent do you have
what kind of accent do you have where they don’t rhyme??
Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.
the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
- people on the internet: your music taste is perfection
- people in real life: wtf is this shit